Princess Rotound-a here. I'm so excited to join my partner, FatCat, for an exploration of all things food-related. I'm pretty sure this is a moderately unhealthy obsession but I hope you all enjoy. A little about myself from a food perspective...
-I'm the weakest vegetarian you will ever meet. Like ever. Like I sometimes pretend I don't know Cream of Anything soup includes chicken broth. Like I might accept a bite of the noodles from your Beef Curry. I once took a bite of my friend's hamburger, spit it out, and claimed she made me do it. But labels matter dammit.
-I'm also the most unhealthy vegetarian you will ever meet. Like french fries and bread for dinner. Cheese is one of my major food groups. I think chips and salsa is the perfect meal.
-I have a list of forbidden "Fat Girl" foods. I view these foods as gateway drugs to a life of obesity. And since I don't believe in moderation, I refuse to allow myself to partake in any of the following: milkshakes, Snickers, pints of ice cream, Krispy Kreme doughnuts, sundaes, whole pieces of cake, and chocolate chip pancakes. Snickers=Death.
-I am a full believer in crash diets. Like I believe in JC. Again, moderation is not your friend.
Deuces.
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